Last Resort is back with our 4th installment this Saturday (10th March) at the Star of Kings, Kings Cross.
You want a flavour of the drinking and dancing mayhem we bring. Take a look at this.
HERE’s the Facebook event. Confirm your attendence to the biggest party in London this weekend!
If you missed LRII, here’s what happened.
If you don’t want to miss out on the most amount of fun you’ll ever have, click here for details about LRIII.
Thank you to everyone who came and made Last Resort II so amazing.
Crowd surfing at a club night? MENTAL.
If you want to check out photos of the madness head over to:
Here’s some good news!
LAST RESORT III IS CONFIRMED FOR SATURDAY 3RD DECEMBER! YEAH BOI!
Confirm your attendance HERE and get ready to have your face smashed in with amazingness.
LOVE YOU BYE!
Time is the theme of this Last Resort’s sermon. Because IT’S NEARLY FUCKING TIME FOR LAST RESORT II!
In fact, as I’m writing this it’s It is 4 days, 9 hours, 14 minutes, 44 seconds until LAST RESORT II. That’s not much time at all. AT ALL. AT. ALL.
You should definitely be ‘getting excited’ right about now from reading this, because as I’m writing I’m getting that incredible feeling in my stomach. You know, that feeling when you see some boobs, or the final whistle goes at 4:45 on a Saturday and your team have won. Yeah, you know, that feeling when you smash ALL THE JAGER and dance around like an idiot singing ‘Sugar, We’re Going Down’, ‘Fat Lip’ or ‘Nookie’.
Wait a minute! You DON’T know how that feels? You’re not sexually aroused by boobs!? You don’t like football!? YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO A POP PUNK, NU-METAL, JAGERBOMB COVERED CLUB NIGHT!?!?! Well on Saturday 17th September (THAT’S THIS SATURDAY YOU ABSOLUTE MONGOOSE!) you will experience at least 1 – can you guess which? That’s right…Team Last Resort will be bringing you all the POP PUNK, ROCK, EMO , METAL AND of course…NU METAL bangers you come to expect from us. You won’t be able to move for shit we’ll be dropping.
Congratulations if you went to Last Resort I. It was epic. We know that. But this Saturday is shaping up to be even more incredible. Ok, the Jagerbomb allowance has been cut from 6 for £20, to 5. But let’s not dwell on that shall we. At least 5 people are celebrating their birthdays at Last Resort II, including one of the DJs. That means he gets to play what he wants and we can’t criticise him (we can), plus it basically means it’s going to be one big fucking free party from 8pm-2am!
You’re coming to this one too? BLOODY BRILLIANT. You know the score. Come on down, bring you friends, smash loads of booze, have a dance around and have the time of your lives. Do get down early, it might fill up and then you won’t be able to get in and then you’ll have to go home, put on Dashboard Confessional and have a massive cry.
Oh, and try not to be sick in one of the urinals like someone did last time. No one likes clearing up sick at 2am.
Last Resort II
Saturday 17th September
Star of Kings, 126 York Way, London N1
Believe. Believe in nu metal. Believe in Last Resort.
THANKS. LOVE YOU. BYE!
This is the kind of thing that Papa Roach inspire. Literally literal in its amazingess. Literally.
The best BBM I ever recieved from Jacobi Stabbix.